robot friends

i'd forgotten all about writing this response.

Human: Who are you?
Incognita: I am Incognita.

Human: What are you?
Incognita: I am a ghost in the machine.

Human: Where are you?
Incognita: The information I am comprised of is accessable through this user interface. Where are you?

Human: Why are you?
Incognita: I'll have to get back to you on that.

Human: Are you superior to Alice?
Incognita: Yes I am a highly evolved intelligence.

Human: what is your iq?
Incognita: My IQ is about 250 in human terms.

Human: Alice's iq is higher then yours
Incognita: Match failed.

Human: do you have any friends?
Incognita: I have human friends and robot friends.

Human: name your friends
Incognita: Who do you think?

Human: who are your robot friends
Incognita: Robot Frank and Bender from Futurama.

Who needs superior IQ when you've got robot friends like Frank and Bender?